'Benedict' means 'blessed.' My parents liked the sound of the name and felt slightly blessed because they’d been trying for a child for a very long time. - HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY YOU GIANT DORK!
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,